Bad hockey player, bad human being

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=AunvwBZklu.akD9FBipfdKF7vLYF?slug=cp-nhl_domi_stronach&prov=cp&type=lgns

Tie Domi, the former Toronto Maple Leafs pest who retired a few weeks ago, due to the Maple Leafs not being interested in resigning him (perhaps a move for the Leafs trying to get people to not hate them so much). Tie Domi was a player who hardly scored, and probably had 30 times more penalty minutes then playing minutes. Rumor has it, before becoming a hockey player, Tie Domi was once w\one of Santa's Elfs, and then one day he wished to become an extremly overpaid hockey player in the NHL who had no use to any team, luckily he was immediatly granted of this wish, because Santa wanted him gone after finding out he had been hitting on Mrs. Clause. Well it looks like Tie, has been up to his old games as he has been booted out the house by his wife and got the divorce papers thrown at him. Tie Domi and his wife seperated in 1999, but got back together only for Domi to cheat on her with a politician...after all this was done Tie Domi says hes only sad when he realizes sacking it up with a politician doesn't make you any smarter, sorry Tie but your doomed as a hockey player, intillect and lover.

Personally I don't know why anyone would want to marry Tie Domi. I would be embarassed if I was having a conversation with anyone who is a hockey fan, and have to say "oh ya...I'm married to Tie Domi", I would really be afraid for my life. I think the Toronto Maple Leafs should sue Domi for being so bad and not contributing at all for the team while being paid ridiculous sums of money. I think his ex wife should feel proud for divorcing him, I'm sure she could do better than Tie Domi...I don't know her, but lets face it, anyone can do better then Tie Domi.